Getting to know you…uh me…

I’ve been inspired by other blogs I’ve perused today and thought I would share a little about who we are. Yes, I have a family 🙂 and they will hate me for this but I promised to use great photos!

This photo here is the epitome of me…classy, sassy and a little smart assy haha with a drink! Always with a drink!

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Here are some things about me:

  • Things that are important to me: God, my family (including furry children), my close friendships, reading/books, TRYING to live as healthy as I can, being honest and speaking my mind (I can make people cry from my honesty which brands me a bitch to some lol oh fucking well, I DO NOT coddle!), and equal rights for all 
  • I married the love of my life on 10/11/12 and had a dream wedding
  • I have a WIFE 🙂 She looks unassuming but will kick your ass (she works for officials of the county in which we reside, if that’s any indication) and there are guns at home
  • Everyone is sick of hearing about our wedding, but it was hands down the most beautiful I have EVER felt! Every bride should feel this way on their wedding day!
  • Therefore I have to share it HERE
  • My best friend is really my mixed German Shepherd pup…he is my buddy and his name is Romeo, because he’s a loverboy
  • We also have an old lady dog named Zoe.  She doesn’t come out much because she’s a bitch like me and is always messing up in the house or hiding
  • We also have a 12 year old, Jordan, who looks 17 and is driving us bat shit crazy with her “forgetfulness”…seriously, trash day has been Thursday for the last year and a half and she STILL can’t remember! But we love her, and she’s pretty, and we’re “working” on it everyday…hence the chore chart on the fridge to list EVERYTHING, including bathing (Like seriously what the fuck is up with 6th graders?? They smell!)
  • I’m older than I look lol people get it wrong all the time…but NO I was not a teen mom (ain’t nobody got time for that!)  so feel free to try the math
  • I’m so damn easy to get along with, just be a straight (ummm forward lol) shooter and there will be no blood…so  ask me anything



Here he’s trying to be cute and keep my wife away from me lol he really does think I’m his momma

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Zoe, don’t let her fool you, she’s a mean bitch lol us little ones always are!

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Jordy, JoJo, Gordy, Gordon, and otherwise known as McFly (yes, I have a thing for nicknames and call her all kinds of loving crap) but isn’t she pretty? She was 11 here!!! Best thing I’ve ever done and well, baked! haha

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My favorite wedding photo 🙂

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Some other great shots

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For the record…I LOVED MY FUCKING WEDDING DRESS! We had to change venues, theme, everything just to make it fit this damn dress…and yes I am spoiled!

If you’d like to see more, take a gander at these websites that featured our wedding!

Our FABULOUS photog friends who came to the rescue on our special day: Sara + Ryan Photography

Our other FABULOUS friends (who just relocated back to our town), Tracey & Angela, run this lesbian wedding site: On a Bicycle Built for Two